We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

The Unfortunate Frozen Bratwurst Incident

from Steel Bridge Songs Vol. 6 by Holiday Music Motel

/

lyrics

Christopher Patrick had an unfortunate accident
Let’s just say it was a frozen bratwurst incident
A welder by trade, he could have one made for a real low cost
And now he’s got a new steel bridge to replace all the teeth he lost

Some people say, “It’s gonna rust, you can’t trust that it won’t cave in.”
“It should be gold or molded out of porcelain.”
But I say, “A silvery grin, above my chin
It might blind you a smidge
But I think of all the money I saved on my steel bridge.”

Every time they laugh, I just flash them a great big smile
It might not be their cup of tea, but it’s just my style
I’ve got the silvery grin under my chin
It might blind you a smidge
But think of the impression I’ll make with my steel bridge

Some people say, “It’s gonna rust, you can’t trust that it won’t cave in.”
“It should be gold or molded out of porcelain.”
But I say, “A silvery grin, above my chin
It might blind you a smidge
But think of all the money I saved on my steel bridge.
Yeah, I know it’s mine and I’ll be just fine with my steel bridge.”

credits

from Steel Bridge Songs Vol. 6, released June 14, 2011
(Dan Mayhew, David Cox) Performed By: Dan Mayhew, David Cox, Noah Engh, Tony Menzer, Scotty Lund

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Holiday Music Motel Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin

A 1952 motel taken over by musicians in 2007 for the purpose of creating and hosting collaborative songwriting events, The Holiday Music Motel is the world's only motel with its own internet radio station that plays 100% self-generated content 24/7.

contact / help

Contact Holiday Music Motel

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Holiday Music Motel, you may also like: