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Monkeys With Crayons

from Steel Bridge Songs Vol. 6 by Holiday Music Motel

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There are monkeys with crayons
Invading the town
They’ve got gum on their bums
And the plums on their tongues
They are painting their faces
With the fruit of man
They have spilled milky blood
And it’s time to cleanse their hands

There are trucks filled with yogurt
Crashing into doors
There are ninjas in slippers sharpening their swords
You gave me a cockpunch so I slapped your knuckled moose
Then run home to Montgomery in his clubhouse caboose

Come in!
Chris!
Feel free to like, be like, I want no part of this
Avatar!

Breakfast, spider punch, cockpunch, o-ring, shay-lo, j-lo, brown eye, stink nugget
Oh fuck it, oh ro ro ro ro rubbish rubbish rubbish ro

Ruby starfruit
Ruby starfruit
Ruby starfruit

Oye!
Shut ya mouth

Well the monkeys have polished crayons on the lamp
They are finding your women, turning them all damp
If you close one yer eye
You might find the magic key
To the edge of the bridge where the monkeys go to pee

I’m peeing

Rabies!

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from Steel Bridge Songs Vol. 6, released June 14, 2011
(Chris Simmons, Leilani Frey) Performed By: Leilani Frey, Chris Simmons, Greg Roteik, Adrienne Hatkin

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A 1952 motel taken over by musicians in 2007 for the purpose of creating and hosting collaborative songwriting events, The Holiday Music Motel is the world's only motel with its own internet radio station that plays 100% self-generated content 24/7.

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