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9* Everybody Dies – (Charlie Cheney, Andrea Wittgens) Performed by: Charlie Cheney - acoustic guitar, lead vocals / Andrea Wittgens - piano, vocals / Craig McClelland - tuba


Everybody dies, everybody dies (4x)

Listen everybody to the words I say
I know your heart still beats I hope it stays that way
But there's a bell that's ringing
There's a wind blown chime
And there's a ghoulie singing in broken time

Everybody dies, everybody dies
Still it seems to catch some people by surprise
Everybody dies, everybody dies
Now is probably not the time to close your eyes

Looking back and forth two times before you cross
Won't save you from the metaphoric cross town bus
Even with protection when you're in the woods
A chunky clown might still jump out and get you good

Everybody dies, everybody dies

Lightning strikes, spider bites, attacks by wolves
Extremely heavy objects sliding off your shelves
Stabs, electrocutions, strangulation gloves
Pillow suffocation from the one you love

Everybody dies, everybody dies


from Dark Songs From The Holiday, Vol​.​3 (double disk = 25 tracks), released October 26, 2012
written by Charlie Cheney, Andrea Wittgens



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