Dark Songs Vol. 3, by Holiday Music Motel

Dark Songs Vol. 3

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1.	Itsy Bitsy Spider 01:31	info	buy track
2.	Bones 02:44	lyrics	buy track
Skull (skull) had brains inside Now it’s empty, bleached and white Teeth (teeth) no longer bite Broken off or falling out Neck (neck) used to turn heads Caught her in bed and now she’s dead All these bones, scattered on the ground Nothin’ alive, nothin’ makes a sound No crypts, no headstones Barren field, and a bunch of bones Ribs (ribs) used to hold a heart Spine, fallin’ apart Hips (hips) cracked and split She should not have give me lip Thighs (thighs) used to hypnotize She lied, she had to die
3.	Kiddie KocKtail 02:37	lyrics	buy track
Been playing by myself all morning mama just got up In that stinky bathrobe poured her breakfast in a cup She don’t want to play with me she’s heading for her chair She walked right through my Lego house and kicked my teddy bear Mommy’s in a mood again. Is she made at me? Puts out another cigarette and shouts and the tv I know, I know, I know what… I’ll fix her a surprise Refill her empty coffee cup and set it by her side If I were only big, I could reach up high But I’m only little so I’ll have to improvise Underneath the sink, bottles blue and pink Everything I need for mama’s special drink I put it on the table and gave her sleeve a tug To show her I can make her the stuff she really loves “MOMMY, MOMMY, LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO” But ‘All My Children’s’ on right now so all she said was “MOVE!” Mommy did a real good job she finished every drop I think she tried to hug me but she spun round like a top Mommy’s got a funny smile her eyes are rolling back Maybe she’ll feel better when she gets up from her nap
4.	Push Me 'Cross That Line 02:40	lyrics	buy track
Take a long, long last look At your happy happy home ‘Cos come tomorrow mornin’ I’ll be livin’ here alone Well, I’m jacked up and troublin’ And there ain’t no use in cryin’ I was born to love you But you pushed me ‘cross that line I’ma run you out a thin rope ‘Til your hands and feet are bound I’ma lay your body Where it never gon’ be found I’m all throwed off in anger And there ain’t no use in cryin’ I was made to love you But you pushed me ‘cross that line I’ma listen to your breathin’ ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead I’ma lay you in the wheat field An’ put a cross upon your head I be jacked up and troublin’ And there ain’t no use in you cryin’ I was born to love you But you pushed me ‘cross that line It don’t matter what you say It don’t matter what you do People disappear everyday And ain’t nobody missin’ you But I’m choked up in anger And there ain’t no use in you cryin’ I be jacked up and troublin’ And you pushed me ‘cross that line I be jacked up and troublin’ And you pushed me ‘cross that line
5.	The Method Actor 03:03	lyrics	buy track
Time and time again I see them walking with their friends I have to follow through It’s what I do, it’s not pretend It’s exhilarating how it feels When it’s real and they’re screaming in your arms They think it’s just a game But I’ve changed Chorus: I take this role so seriously (2x) Time and time again I see them crying with their friends I have to follow through It’s what I do, it’s not pretend It’s intoxicating how it feels When it’s real and they’re squealing in your arms They think it’s just a game But I’ve changed Chorus Time and time again I see them walking with their friends Time and time again I see them crying with their friends Time and time again I see them dying with their friends
6.	Tom Waits For No One 02:05	lyrics	buy track
It was a night blacker than pitch Scraped off the inside of the shell of an oyster He was half-ass chained to the inside of a cl… full of sixteen nuns in crotchless panties On nights like this I always keep an alibi in my trunk I came to the railroad crossing and the little engine that could was a-chuggin’ up the hill, just saying, “I think I can, but I know I shouldn’t.” Four sad clowns and a bearded lady was eatin’ apple pie in the caboose car While a midget ladled water out of the bunky bucket … that was dryin’ up from the lack of a storm They used to tie ‘em up to the roof out in the rain The train crashed off the hill The ringmaster died My alibi was crying, so I slammed on the brakes to shut ‘er up Hah I tried to climb up the hill to look for survivors Slippin’ in the mud Wearin’ a candy necklace A Dalai Lama came runnin’ out, followed by a one-tusked elephant
7.	Never Bet The Devil Your Head 02:46	lyrics	buy track
William fancied himself a boy too sensible for his own good So on the eve of his wedding day he bought a girl in the hood She cut him once from stem to stern Dowsed him good with gasoline Sit back and watched his body burn Well honey ain’t that a scene? Never bet The Devil your head for heaven’s sake or tempt a hungry demon when his hounds are on the make And here’s a rule to live by, if you wanna stay alive Always watch your neck around the tall man with a scythe. Susan had always lived a quiet life, but tonight she had an itch So she asked the scruffy neighbor boy over for a piece of fish But when he leaned for a kiss She laughed so hard she spit her drink So he chopped her up in little bits Then washed up in the sink Never bet The Devil your head for heaven’s sake or tempt a hungry demon when his hounds are on the make And here’s a rule to live by, if you wanna stay alive Always watch your neck around the tall man with a scythe. SOLO OVER CHORUS CHORUS OUT
8.	Live Fast, Die Young 03:39	lyrics	buy track
Live fast, die young Live fast die young One lover to the next one Live fast, die young You're dead wrong You're dead wrong You wanna go kiss the gun You're dead wrong You drink your whiskey I'll drink my wine Before that you boss me around all the time Live fast, die young Live fast die young One lover to the next one Live fast, die young You play dead You play dead You play dead in your head Tame the tiger in your head Live fast, die young Live fast die young One lover to the next one Live fast, die young You drink your whiskey I'll drink my wine Before that you boss me around all the time Live fast, die young Live fast die young One lover to the next one Live fast, die young Oh-oh, oh-oh... break Live fast, die young Live fast die young One lover to the next one Live fast, die young
9.	Everybody Dies 03:03	lyrics	buy track
Everybody dies, everybody dies (4x) V1 Listen everybody to the words I say I know your heart still beats I hope it stays that way But there's a bell that's ringing There's a wind blown chime And there's a ghoulie singing in broken time CHORUS Everybody dies, everybody dies Still it seems to catch some people by surprise Everybody dies, everybody dies Now is probably not the time to close your eyes V2 Looking back and forth two times before you cross Won't save you from the metaphoric cross town bus Even with protection when you're in the woods A chunky clown might still jump out and get you good CHORUS Everybody dies, everybody dies BRIDGE Lightning strikes, spider bites, attacks by wolves Extremely heavy objects sliding off your shelves Stabs, electrocutions, strangulation gloves Pillow suffocation from the one you love Everybody dies, everybody dies
10.	I Wonder If She Knows 03:05	lyrics	buy track
Sunday’s girl Fair of face Taken far too soon One late spring day 3 am Phone rings But it can’t be true Please don’t say it again I wonder if she knows She’s really a ghost When she’s roaming around This spooky old town I see her on a bridge She’s making a wish Such an innocent glow Wherever she goes I wonder if she knows Maybe she’s lost Maybe in between Two beautiful worlds Places I’ve never been But when the gloaming comes And if the light’s just right Maybe if I squint Baby, I’ll see you tonight I wonder if she knows She’s really a ghost When she’s roaming around This spooky old town I see her on a bridge She’s making a wish Such an innocent glow Wherever she goes I wonder if she knows And some days I go walking in the rain For hours and hours Just hoping I’ll see you again And tell you I miss you, Mary Ann
11.	Belly Up 04:09	lyrics	buy track
Don’t kick me now When I am down You won’t get far Runnin’ in the same spot My friends all say “It’ll pass with days” But don’t kick me now When I am down I’m kissin’ the lips of thousands Putting my mouth on their eyelids Belly up in the bathtub Dancin’ to the sound Of the blood In my head It’s always morning The sound of sirens Warnin’ me ‘Round and ‘round they’ve got me spinnin’ To the beat of my own drum Rum bum bum bum Try to be more kind I will fall behind Take a bit of time To figure out the fine lines I’m just kickin’ dirt To see what I’m worth Try to be more kind And I won’t fall behind I’m kissin’ the lips of thousands Puttin’ my mouth on their eyelids Belly up in the bathtub Dancin’ to the sound Of the blood In my head it’s always mornin’ The sound of sirens Warnin’ me ‘Round and ‘round they’ve got me spinnin’ To the beat of my own drum Rum bum bum bum To the beat of my own drum Rum bum bum bum To the beat of my own drum Rum bum bum bum To the beat of my own drum Rum bum bum bum
12.	Silver Bullet 05:23	lyrics	buy track
Oh they call him the Silver Bullet He’s an outlaw bounty hunter He kills vampires and their brethren Them Transylvanian sons o bitches Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo I’m the fastest slayer in the west Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo he makes vampires wet their pants I clean my tool and I open up My vampire kit and it’s parts there’s holy water and silver crosses cloves of garlic and faith I’m about to meet my greatest challenge My foe, the devil himself Ole Vlad he came from Transylvania straight from the fires of hell I steel my nerves and I clutch my bible I load my 44 My silver bullet keeps me safe inspired by the Lord Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo I’m the fastest slayer in the west Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo he makes vampires wet theirselves Toll of a mission bell can’t save you from hell in the witching hour when the coyots howl the deserts’ cold as a dead man’s hand my trusty iron, best friend of a man. ooooo oooooo oooo ooooo oooooo oooo Now I’m the only law on these dusty streets tonight so now begins the duel between darkness and light Oh dear Vlad I hope are ready for a fight... I took my aim and he cast no shadow in the full moonlight So I cocked my hammer and got him cold, steady in my sights so i send this undead man back beyond the grave. In this sleepy little town, these souls are safe. oooo oooo oooo ooooo 4x SHOT! Oh they call him the Silver Bullet He’s an outlaw bounty hunter He kills vampires and their brethren Them Transylvanian sons o bitches Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo I’m the fastest slayer in the west Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo he makes vampires wet themselves Aw ooo oooo oooo ooooo He’s the fastest slayer in the west
13.	Can't Go Home Again 03:21	lyrics	buy track
I can never go home again Can’t go home again Too much was done Now she’s dead I can never go home again I can never go home again Goin’ hard Yes it’s true Like voodoo’s … through Any old fool can get a gun too I can never go home again I can never go home again Sweet Eva Jane Sittin’ up straight in the back of a black sedan Sweet Eva Jane Never pay no mind, silver dollars are her eyes No I can’t go home again Never go home again There was fire in her eyes That brings so true and blue And I knew right then There was nothing I could do And I knew right then He’s a better man And she can’t go home again No, I can’t go home again Can’t go home again And the daybreak, it just comes Like a mother of a bastard son All help abound, Marlon Brown And I never go home again I can never go home again I can never go home again I can never go home again
14.	The Flying Ants 04:56	lyrics	buy track
I awoke in a storm drain No memories of who I was or how I got there There was a smell of burning plastics and foul chemicals in the air My clothes were tattered and torn while my skin felt mildly burned I rose to ravage landscape in the harshly scorched earth I walked forward, not knowing which way to or why to even choose a direction There was no one around, only empty cars and department stores, so I began a collection Miscellaneous items were strewn all about So I gathered them quickly when I saw this black cloud The cloud was different from any I had ever seen And it generated strange noise as if it were made out of wings I swatted the back of my neck as I felt a sharp sting When I looked at my hand, there was a dead flying thing Where was everybody? What was this cloud? Why am I here, and what is this place I have found? The noise grew louder as the flying black mass began swarming in the wind A hot breeze of strange new sensations Was this the beginning or the end? There was movement up ahead, could this be other life? Then it disappeared in the shadows and out of sight I gathered my possessions and ran with an unforeseen speed Wondering if they had food, shelter, water, or weed The next thing I know, I was sprung up in a net Felt like rocketing to the heavens at the speed of a jet Hanging upside down, my brain felt a sharp pain My memory was returning and an intense fear was regained I was quickly cut down and surrounded by masked figures They asked, “Are you alright, my friend? Are you hurt? Are you injured?” They said they haven’t seen anybody in days, we thought no one was left except for animals, reptiles, and some nasty insects Over the next few minutes they told me what went wrong How a particle collider smashed atoms to create new matter that was shocking and odd It created a portal to the underworld where the insect demons spawn And before you knew, most of our world was gone They told me what the cloud was It was made of flying ants They poison you when they bite you and they have venom in their glands If you get bit once or twice you will be okay But if you get bit by the swarm, this will be your last day The ants are bounty hunters for a slave line in hell They eat your bones and your eyes and your soul as well Once your soul is taken you become a drone in the mine Of never ending torture, hard work, and grime I watched bodies turn to dust when the black swarm came in Swallowing families whole, that’s when the earth went dimmed Now we are the last of the humans and we will stand and fight An army of one hundred with cunning ferocious might We don’t have the best weapons, we’ll make due with what we got They are only insects, they can die with a single swat When the clock strikes midnight, we make our final stand To wipe out this swarmy blanket and reclaim our precious land This might be my last message so hear us loud and clear With the strength in our hearts, we will fight without fear Victory will come with will and persistence Out of Lumberjack Cash, leader of the resistance Viva la resistance! The wall is belied!
15.	Whispers Come In Tides 04:21	lyrics	buy track
There’s a haunting at the end of the hall But only I know My lungs swell with the sweet smell Of perfume Every time I’m in this room And I can leave But if I try The whispers come in tides They come in tides And I know now That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay My fear Of darkness Holds my breath And I know now That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay My fear Of darkness Holds my breath There’s a haunting at the end of the hall But only I know And I can’t seem to rest at all With memory recall, memory recall And I been pacin’ back and forth But everywhere I go it’s cold It’s always cold And I know now That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay My fear Of darkness Holds my breath And I know now That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay My fear Of darkness Holds my breath And I know now That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay My fear Of darkness My fear Of darkness My fear Of darkness My fear Of darkness Holds my breath There’s a haunting At the end of the hall But only I know
16.	The Santa You Know 01:57	lyrics	buy track
Hey kids, Santa Claus is coming to town You know good ol’ Saint Nick won’t let you down He’s creepin’ down the chimney with a big bag of toys To poison the souls of all the good girls and boys He’s got a long list of who’s naughty and nice And if you think that you’re safe then you’d better think twice Smudges from coal and his black leather boots And the smoke from his pipe has stained his red suits As he puts his finger a side of his nose He smirks as he sees all the piles of snow He rules the darkness as he flies through the night His demon elves stay just out of sight Back at his workshop under the mistletoe thorns His minions sharpen up his reindeer horns He strokes his pointy beard and his mustache curls As the slay bells toll for all the children of the world
17.	The Beast In The Basement 03:12	lyrics	buy track
When I was a little kid I remember I was scared of the basement And my mom would always tell me to go down there and do laundry or something And when I went down there It would always smell moldy and I always thought I seen this dark figure In the back And it only have one light And sometimes it went out So I’d have to do the laundry in the dark And there were times when I would hear growling sounds And whenever I felt a cold breeze I knew it was there right beside me One time I woke up In my bed I was in a cold sweat And here was a moment where I saw its face Its skin looked like it was melted There was blood that streamed down its face One ear seemed to be bitten off Like it was in a fight And the sides were all ragged And tufts of fur were missing And part of its tail was missing as well It was huge Like, I can only say it was bigger than a German shepherd And it had sharp teeth And I remember as it stared into my eyes A drop of blood went onto my skin and absorbed itself into me And I felt cold And then it would be gone There were times when I would have dreams about it And in every dream, I would see it Even if it was a happy dream In the back of my head, I could sense it was there Always telling me that, “I’m not ever leaving you I’m always gonna be here” And over the years I would see it In the back Of my eyes I still see it today
18.	SuperNatural SuperFreak 01:46	lyrics	buy track
From a treeline outta town I make my lovin’ sound So lonely I got my … It’s time to put my move on I do this all night long Ooooo I’m your supernatural superfreak, baby You thought I was a myth, you thought I was a lie They say that I’m a legend, tonight I’ll show you why Don’t you dare look I swear When your … I got my lock and drop it groove on It’s time to put my move on I do this all night long I’m your supernatural superfreak, baby Bring your hair fetish, dark collar, … back holler Supernatural superfreak Supernatural superfreak The night’s so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, babe Supernatural superfreak The night it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, babe Oooo Supernatural superfreak The night it’s lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, babe Oooo Supernatural superfreak The night it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, babe Oooo Supernatural superfreak
19.	Killing Boredom 03:12	lyrics	buy track
I’ll split you in two from your fun pack to your eyeballs In case you haven’t noticed, yes I am a frickin’ psycho Now shut you’re friggin’ mouth bitch, and give a brother a hand Grab this loop right here and put it around your neck Now don’t cry little darling this’ll only hurt a bit Less you keep kickin’ and screamin’ like that we’ll make a day of this I’m so happy that you’re here right now I’ve been dreaming of this for years Finally comes the day when I get to bathe in your blood and tears Maybe I’ll start with your face how ‘bout a couple more holes in your ears Or how ‘bout a little liposuction well I don’t really have the machine But I got these sharp knives… Chorus: Kickin’ and screamin’ won’t help you now it’s way too late for that No one’s every gonna hear you and no one knows where you’re at No use gettin’ all pissed about it, it’s only gonna make you cry Enjoy these last few hours woo hoo! You’re gonna die You’re everything I ever wanted everything I ever dreamed of Cuz every part of you is a part I always wanted a piece of I’m savoring every moment of this every last little bit I can tell by the look in your eyes you’re kinda into this shit Aren’t ya Cutting off your fingers cutting off your toes So I’ll have a little piece of you with me everywhere I go Maybe I’ll shave your face off and frame it on the wall Cuz that’s actually the part of you I love most of all I love your smile You have a great smile
20.	Head On A Stick 03:46	lyrics	buy track
Head On A Stick I wanna take your teeth and steal the gold Gonna make the new ring for the man that you stole Gonna kill the witch and lift the spell Stripper bitch you can burn in hell I wanna see your head on a stick (4x) I love people, people And everyone deserves love But people who are stupid and thick They're the ones who deserve their head on a stick I wanna see your head on a stick (4x) Home wrecker, shape shifter, insecure manipulator Tell me sister what you're seeing when you're looking in the mirror (4x) I wanna see your head on a stick (4x) break Home wrecker, shape shifter, insecure manipulator Tell me sister what you're seeing when you're looking in the mirror (4x) I wanna see your head on a stick (4x)
21.	The Lion And The Mouse 03:51	lyrics	buy track
I don’t know you, love But I can see the blood in you Similar Kill all the lights Unwanted bright shadows Follow you I’m a lion not a mouse Fish bones you know are the strongest ones I’m a lion not a mouse But you know how to get around me I could try and bring you by But you’re not the kind that would Do a favor So set back your clock In the middle of the winter I’m a lion not a mouse Fish bones you know are the strongest ones I’m a lion not a mouse But you know how to get around me On a train to you I come And I just hope that you’re alone And there’s no one there with you ‘Cause you know how to get around me
22.	Can I Warm You Up 03:17	lyrics	buy track
It’s gotten late And it’s dark outside And you’re not talkin’ On the drive Anyway, anyway, there’s nothin’ to say When I take you home Gonna warm you up Can I have my way If I warm you up? <some a y’all know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout> The lights are low and my neighbors gone So no one will see us when we comin’ home Look away, look away, from the light of day When I take you home Gonna warm you up Can I have my way If I warm you up It’s so hard to decide, when you wait on a ride Which one will take you all the way It’s so hard to decide, when you wait on your ride Which one will take you all the way, home When I take you home Gonna warm you up Can I have my way If I warm you up If it’s cool in the cooler, it’s cold in the ground It’s warm at my place, we’ll never be found And anyway, you don’t wanna be alone, anyway When I take you home Gonna warm you up Can I have my way If I warm you up When I take you home Can I warm you up Can I have my way If I warm you up
23.	Game On Or Game Over 03:10	lyrics	buy track
I kill to taste your skin Your complexion draws me in I wanna put you in me Make me carnal crazy I got this appetite I can’t satiate A ravenous hunter Game on or game over I frame you in my crosshairs It won’t hurt, baby, don’t be scared Salivating instead in pleasure I devour your sweet flavor I got this appetite I can’t satiate A ravenous hunter Game on or game over I die these little deaths And with my final breath I die these little deaths And with my final breath Game on and game over Game on and game over Shame on you I was screamin’ She ate me ‘til I stopped bleedin’ I‘ve got this appetite I can’t satiate A ravenous hunter Game on or game over
24.	The Last Transmission Of Big Rig Bob 05:50	lyrics	buy track
This is the last transmission of Big Rig Bob. Anyone out there on CB, anyone out on CB main tonight? Over. I need radio check, radio check 1015, over. Oh hey, White Holler Dan, you out there? You out there, White Holler Dan? Huh? How ‘bout, uh, Tommy Towtruck? You? Over. Hey, looking for someone to talk to, runnin’ around from Stephenson out there over Jeffersburg, over here on rural route fifteen, just past the three mile marker. Holy shit, guys, I just seen a big pair of red eyes on the side of the road. Yeah, hey anyone out there seen anything like that? Holy hell, it looked like, it looked like two of the bottom glasses of a stoplight, the red part, spaced about a foot apart. It musta been, I don’t know if it was a reflection or something else, maybe my mind’s playin’ tricks with me, man. I been doin’ uhh… I’ve still got a bunch of that stacker shit left that the government banned a few years ago and I do that on some of these late night runs. Sometimes I think it makes me see trails and stuff, like acid I used to do in the seventies back when I used to roadie for the Stones. Over. Hey, man, c’mon, I know some of you guys, I ain’t the only guy workin’ this road tonight. CB rad – shortwave goes like a hundred – I mean, I’m the only trucker on the damn planet left? Hey, radio check! Over. ‘Cause I’m scared. Over. Hey, this is the alien trucker. What is your problem, man? What’s that again, whatcha call sign is? I can’t hear you. Over. This is the alien trucker. See all my lights? There’s reasons for them, boy. Hey up here, White Holler Dan, I know that’s you! Screwin’ me, you probably got your cousin Bob in there to do that stupid alien trucker voice. I ain’t scared of your horseshit no more, man. Hey, this ain’t funny dude. What – hey, hey, hey, c’mon man, how’dja get that shadow to do that thing over there with the light, man? C’mon, don’t – this ain’t – you know I got – you know I’m pissed about – you know my uncle Bob got abducted by aliens when I was in the eighth grade, man. It messed him all up. That’s real screwed, I’m talkin’ to HR as soon as I get back to the depot. Over. Alien trucker, my ass. Over. Yeah, this is the alien trucker and we are checking out these, see what your ass, we’ll see about what your ass might be doing up there in the exosphere. Dan? C’mon man, don’t, um, don’t, don’t mess around with me like this. Man, c’mon, I got kids and shit, man. What – don’t, hey, c’mon, seriously, do you want to meet up at the Waffle House over there by Market 24/7? I’ll, I’ll get you hashbrowns. I’ll even pay that you can get them smothered and covered. Over. Dan? Dan? C’mon answer me, man! Over. Radio check? What the -? What the hell is that, man? Oh my god! Oh, it’s, that’s not a, that ain’t no, that ain’t no, that ain’t no out. Ahhhhhhhh! Over. Yeah, now you believe in the alien trucker? Boy? Hey man, are you serious, man? Some kinda extra testeral? I mean, terrestrial. Over. Yeah, that’s probably pretty much what it is, boy. And that, uh, puddle that you’re sittin’ in? Yeah, whatta you think that is? Hey, you’re supposed to say “over” when you’re done talkin’, dipshit. Don’t aliens know that? Over. Th-that puddles just the Mountain Dew I spilled earlier, when I swerved to miss a deer. Anyway, whatta you know? How can you see, how can you see in my truck anyway? Over. Yeah, over as in you should look over the top of your truck because that ain’t no truck I’m drivin’, boy. Holy shit, you’ve got some kind of spaceship with a dually on it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Hey, you ain’t gonna do nothin’ weird to me like stick some kind of pencil up my butt and check around, are you? Over. It’ll be kinda like that episode of South Park. You know what I’m talkin’ about. Still didn’t say over, stupid shit. I don’t watch South Park. I like Family Guy. So puhpuhpuhpuh. Over. Hey, hey White Holler Dan. Hey, anyone out there I know? Now c’mon. C’mon, listen two-tones. Hey someone come out here and back me up. I got some kinda freaky space alien drivin’ above my truck and flat out know he’s got big ol’ red eyes and shit. And uh, he knew that I peed in my pants a little and now he knows for sure ‘cause I just put it out over the CB. I’m scared he’s gonna abduct me into his saucer like happened to my uncle when I was back in the sixth grade and I don’t wanna get plugged in the butt by some freaky trucker alien. Over.
25.	Tonight's The Night 02:48	lyrics	buy track
Tonight is the night I get to use this gun Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun But that sum-bitch won’t see another day Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay I really like the feel of this gun in my hand With a full clip the weight is just right I’ve spent the last twelve nights hangin’ out on this guy’s land Now I know his habits and tonight’s the night I’ve watched from every angle and I know just what he’ll do He’ll brush his teeth and then walk down this hall I’ll be outside his window, and he won’t have a clue ‘Til the glass breaks he won’t know I’m there at all Tonight is the night I get to use this gun Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun But that sum-bitch won’t see another day Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay He didn’t have to kill her, he’d already had his way He coulda zipped his pants and walked away He stomped her head and sent her to her grave And left her in the ditch where she lay I didn’t recognize her, when they pulled back the sheet But I know that body oh so well The cops made a mistake that put him on the street But I intend to send him straight to hell Tonight is the night I get to use this gun Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun But that sum-bitch won’t see another day I’m gonna put him six feet down to stay I’ll shoot the schmuck without a s’il vous plait This forty-five will blow his brains away Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay

credits

released October 26, 2012

Recorded at the Holiday Music Motel, Sturgeon Bay, WI during DarkSongs2011, by Steve Hamilton and Billy Triplett.

Produced by pat mAcdonald, the engineers, and the artists themselves.
Mixed and mastered by Steve Hamilton and Billy Triplett.

Cover art by Geri X.

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Holiday Music Motel Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin

A 1952 motel taken over by musicians in 2007 for the purpose of creating and hosting collaborative songwriting events, The Holiday Music Motel is the world's only motel with its own internet radio station that plays 100% self-generated content 24/7.

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