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Itsy Bitsy Spider
01:31
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2. |
Bones
02:44
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Skull (skull) had brains inside
Now it’s empty, bleached and white
Teeth (teeth) no longer bite
Broken off or falling out
Neck (neck) used to turn heads
Caught her in bed and now she’s dead
All these bones, scattered on the ground
Nothin’ alive, nothin’ makes a sound
No crypts, no headstones
Barren field, and a bunch of bones
Ribs (ribs) used to hold a heart
Spine, fallin’ apart
Hips (hips) cracked and split
She should not have give me lip
Thighs (thighs) used to hypnotize
She lied, she had to die
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3. |
Kiddie KocKtail
02:37
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Been playing by myself all morning mama just got up
In that stinky bathrobe poured her breakfast in a cup
She don’t want to play with me she’s heading for her chair
She walked right through my Lego house and kicked my teddy bear
Mommy’s in a mood again. Is she made at me?
Puts out another cigarette and shouts and the tv
I know, I know, I know what… I’ll fix her a surprise
Refill her empty coffee cup and set it by her side
If I were only big, I could reach up high
But I’m only little so I’ll have to improvise
Underneath the sink, bottles blue and pink
Everything I need for mama’s special drink
I put it on the table and gave her sleeve a tug
To show her I can make her the stuff she really loves
“MOMMY, MOMMY, LOOK AT ME, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO”
But ‘All My Children’s’ on right now so all she said was “MOVE!”
Mommy did a real good job she finished every drop
I think she tried to hug me but she spun round like a top
Mommy’s got a funny smile her eyes are rolling back
Maybe she’ll feel better when she gets up from her nap
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4. |
Push Me 'Cross That Line
02:40
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Take a long, long last look
At your happy happy home
‘Cos come tomorrow mornin’
I’ll be livin’ here alone
Well, I’m jacked up and troublin’
And there ain’t no use in cryin’
I was born to love you
But you pushed me ‘cross that line
I’ma run you out a thin rope
‘Til your hands and feet are bound
I’ma lay your body
Where it never gon’ be found
I’m all throwed off in anger
And there ain’t no use in cryin’
I was made to love you
But you pushed me ‘cross that line
I’ma listen to your breathin’
‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead
I’ma lay you in the wheat field
An’ put a cross upon your head
I be jacked up and troublin’
And there ain’t no use in you cryin’
I was born to love you
But you pushed me ‘cross that line
It don’t matter what you say
It don’t matter what you do
People disappear everyday
And ain’t nobody missin’ you
But I’m choked up in anger
And there ain’t no use in you cryin’
I be jacked up and troublin’
And you pushed me ‘cross that line
I be jacked up and troublin’
And you pushed me ‘cross that line
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5. |
The Method Actor
03:03
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Time and time again
I see them walking with their friends
I have to follow through
It’s what I do, it’s not pretend
It’s exhilarating how it feels
When it’s real and they’re screaming in your arms
They think it’s just a game
But I’ve changed
Chorus: I take this role so seriously (2x)
Time and time again
I see them crying with their friends
I have to follow through
It’s what I do, it’s not pretend
It’s intoxicating how it feels
When it’s real and they’re squealing in your arms
They think it’s just a game
But I’ve changed
Chorus
Time and time again
I see them walking with their friends
Time and time again
I see them crying with their friends
Time and time again
I see them dying with their friends
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6. |
Tom Waits For No One
02:05
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It was a night blacker than pitch
Scraped off the inside of the shell of an oyster
He was half-ass chained to the inside of a cl… full of sixteen nuns in crotchless panties
On nights like this I always keep an alibi in my trunk
I came to the railroad crossing and the little engine that could was a-chuggin’ up the hill, just saying, “I think I can, but I know I shouldn’t.”
Four sad clowns and a bearded lady was eatin’ apple pie in the caboose car
While a midget ladled water out of the bunky bucket … that was dryin’ up from the lack of a storm
They used to tie ‘em up to the roof out in the rain
The train crashed off the hill
The ringmaster died
My alibi was crying, so I slammed on the brakes to shut ‘er up
Hah
I tried to climb up the hill to look for survivors
Slippin’ in the mud
Wearin’ a candy necklace
A Dalai Lama came runnin’ out, followed by a one-tusked elephant
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William fancied himself a boy too sensible for his own good
So on the eve of his wedding day he bought a girl in the hood
She cut him once from stem to stern
Dowsed him good with gasoline
Sit back and watched his body burn
Well honey ain’t that a scene?
Never bet The Devil your head for heaven’s sake
or tempt a hungry demon when his hounds are on the make
And here’s a rule to live by, if you wanna stay alive
Always watch your neck around the tall man with a scythe.
Susan had always lived a quiet life, but tonight she had an itch
So she asked the scruffy neighbor boy over for a piece of fish
But when he leaned for a kiss
She laughed so hard she spit her drink
So he chopped her up in little bits
Then washed up in the sink
Never bet The Devil your head for heaven’s sake
or tempt a hungry demon when his hounds are on the make
And here’s a rule to live by, if you wanna stay alive
Always watch your neck around the tall man with a scythe.
SOLO OVER CHORUS
CHORUS OUT
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8. |
Live Fast, Die Young
03:39
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Live fast, die young
Live fast die young
One lover to the next one
Live fast, die young
You're dead wrong
You're dead wrong
You wanna go kiss the gun
You're dead wrong
You drink your whiskey
I'll drink my wine
Before that you boss me around all the time
Live fast, die young
Live fast die young
One lover to the next one
Live fast, die young
You play dead
You play dead
You play dead in your head
Tame the tiger in your head
Live fast, die young
Live fast die young
One lover to the next one
Live fast, die young
You drink your whiskey
I'll drink my wine
Before that you boss me around all the time
Live fast, die young
Live fast die young
One lover to the next one
Live fast, die young
Oh-oh, oh-oh...
*break*
Live fast, die young
Live fast die young
One lover to the next one
Live fast, die young
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9. |
Everybody Dies
03:03
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Everybody dies, everybody dies (4x)
V1
Listen everybody to the words I say
I know your heart still beats I hope it stays that way
But there's a bell that's ringing
There's a wind blown chime
And there's a ghoulie singing in broken time
CHORUS
Everybody dies, everybody dies
Still it seems to catch some people by surprise
Everybody dies, everybody dies
Now is probably not the time to close your eyes
V2
Looking back and forth two times before you cross
Won't save you from the metaphoric cross town bus
Even with protection when you're in the woods
A chunky clown might still jump out and get you good
CHORUS
Everybody dies, everybody dies
BRIDGE
Lightning strikes, spider bites, attacks by wolves
Extremely heavy objects sliding off your shelves
Stabs, electrocutions, strangulation gloves
Pillow suffocation from the one you love
Everybody dies, everybody dies
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10. |
I Wonder If She Knows
03:05
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Sunday’s girl
Fair of face
Taken far too soon
One late spring day
3 am
Phone rings
But it can’t be true
Please don’t say it again
I wonder if she knows
She’s really a ghost
When she’s roaming around
This spooky old town
I see her on a bridge
She’s making a wish
Such an innocent glow
Wherever she goes
I wonder if she knows
Maybe she’s lost
Maybe in between
Two beautiful worlds
Places I’ve never been
But when the gloaming comes
And if the light’s just right
Maybe if I squint
Baby, I’ll see you tonight
I wonder if she knows
She’s really a ghost
When she’s roaming around
This spooky old town
I see her on a bridge
She’s making a wish
Such an innocent glow
Wherever she goes
I wonder if she knows
And some days I go walking in the rain
For hours and hours
Just hoping
I’ll see you again
And tell you
I miss you, Mary Ann
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11. |
Belly Up
04:09
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Don’t kick me now
When I am down
You won’t get far
Runnin’ in the same spot
My friends all say
“It’ll pass with days”
But don’t kick me now
When I am down
I’m kissin’ the lips of thousands
Putting my mouth on their eyelids
Belly up in the bathtub
Dancin’ to the sound
Of the blood
In my head
It’s always morning
The sound of sirens
Warnin’ me
‘Round and ‘round they’ve got me spinnin’
To the beat of my own drum
Rum bum bum bum
Try to be more kind
I will fall behind
Take a bit of time
To figure out the fine lines
I’m just kickin’ dirt
To see what I’m worth
Try to be more kind
And I won’t fall behind
I’m kissin’ the lips of thousands
Puttin’ my mouth on their eyelids
Belly up in the bathtub
Dancin’ to the sound
Of the blood
In my head it’s always mornin’
The sound of sirens
Warnin’ me
‘Round and ‘round they’ve got me spinnin’
To the beat of my own drum
Rum bum bum bum
To the beat of my own drum
Rum bum bum bum
To the beat of my own drum
Rum bum bum bum
To the beat of my own drum
Rum bum bum bum
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12. |
Silver Bullet
05:23
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Oh they call him the Silver Bullet
He’s an outlaw bounty hunter
He kills vampires and their brethren
Them Transylvanian sons o bitches
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
I’m the fastest slayer in the west
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
he makes vampires wet their pants
I clean my tool and I open up
My vampire kit and it’s parts
there’s holy water and silver crosses
cloves of garlic and faith
I’m about to meet my greatest challenge
My foe, the devil himself
Ole Vlad he came from Transylvania
straight from the fires of hell
I steel my nerves and I clutch my bible
I load my 44
My silver bullet keeps me safe
inspired by the Lord
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
I’m the fastest slayer in the west
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
he makes vampires wet theirselves
Toll of a mission bell can’t save you from hell
in the witching hour when the coyots howl
the deserts’ cold as a dead man’s hand
my trusty iron, best friend of a man.
ooooo oooooo oooo
ooooo oooooo oooo
Now I’m the only law on these dusty streets tonight
so now begins the duel between darkness and light
Oh dear Vlad I hope are ready for a fight...
I took my aim and he cast no shadow in the full moonlight
So I cocked my hammer and got him cold, steady in my sights
so i send this undead man back beyond the grave.
In this sleepy little town, these souls are safe.
oooo oooo oooo ooooo 4x SHOT!
Oh they call him the Silver Bullet
He’s an outlaw bounty hunter
He kills vampires and their brethren
Them Transylvanian sons o bitches
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
I’m the fastest slayer in the west
Aw ooo oooo oooo oooo
he makes vampires wet themselves
Aw ooo oooo oooo ooooo
He’s the fastest slayer in the west
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13. |
Can't Go Home Again
03:21
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I can never go home again
Can’t go home again
Too much was done
Now she’s dead
I can never go home again
I can never go home again
Goin’ hard
Yes it’s true
Like voodoo’s … through
Any old fool can get a gun too
I can never go home again
I can never go home again
Sweet Eva Jane
Sittin’ up straight in the back of a black sedan
Sweet Eva Jane
Never pay no mind, silver dollars are her eyes
No I can’t go home again
Never go home again
There was fire in her eyes
That brings so true and blue
And I knew right then
There was nothing I could do
And I knew right then
He’s a better man
And she can’t go home again
No, I can’t go home again
Can’t go home again
And the daybreak, it just comes
Like a mother of a bastard son
All help abound, Marlon Brown
And I never go home again
I can never go home again
I can never go home again
I can never go home again
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14. |
The Flying Ants
04:56
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I awoke in a storm drain
No memories of who I was or how I got there
There was a smell of burning plastics and foul chemicals in the air
My clothes were tattered and torn while my skin felt mildly burned
I rose to ravage landscape in the harshly scorched earth
I walked forward, not knowing which way to or why to even choose a direction
There was no one around, only empty cars and department stores, so I began a collection
Miscellaneous items were strewn all about
So I gathered them quickly when I saw this black cloud
The cloud was different from any I had ever seen
And it generated strange noise as if it were made out of wings
I swatted the back of my neck as I felt a sharp sting
When I looked at my hand, there was a dead flying thing
Where was everybody?
What was this cloud?
Why am I here, and what is this place I have found?
The noise grew louder as the flying black mass began swarming in the wind
A hot breeze of strange new sensations
Was this the beginning or the end?
There was movement up ahead, could this be other life?
Then it disappeared in the shadows and out of sight
I gathered my possessions and ran with an unforeseen speed
Wondering if they had food, shelter, water, or weed
The next thing I know, I was sprung up in a net
Felt like rocketing to the heavens at the speed of a jet
Hanging upside down, my brain felt a sharp pain
My memory was returning and an intense fear was regained
I was quickly cut down and surrounded by masked figures
They asked, “Are you alright, my friend? Are you hurt? Are you injured?”
They said they haven’t seen anybody in days, we thought no one was left except for animals, reptiles, and some nasty insects
Over the next few minutes they told me what went wrong
How a particle collider smashed atoms to create new matter that was shocking and odd
It created a portal to the underworld where the insect demons spawn
And before you knew, most of our world was gone
They told me what the cloud was
It was made of flying ants
They poison you when they bite you and they have venom in their glands
If you get bit once or twice you will be okay
But if you get bit by the swarm, this will be your last day
The ants are bounty hunters for a slave line in hell
They eat your bones and your eyes and your soul as well
Once your soul is taken you become a drone in the mine
Of never ending torture, hard work, and grime
I watched bodies turn to dust when the black swarm came in
Swallowing families whole, that’s when the earth went dimmed
Now we are the last of the humans and we will stand and fight
An army of one hundred with cunning ferocious might
We don’t have the best weapons, we’ll make due with what we got
They are only insects, they can die with a single swat
When the clock strikes midnight, we make our final stand
To wipe out this swarmy blanket and reclaim our precious land
This might be my last message so hear us loud and clear
With the strength in our hearts, we will fight without fear
Victory will come with will and persistence
Out of Lumberjack Cash, leader of the resistance
Viva la resistance!
The wall is belied!
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15. |
Whispers Come In Tides
04:21
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There’s a haunting at the end of the hall
But only I know
My lungs swell with the sweet smell
Of perfume
Every time I’m in this room
And I can leave
But if I try
The whispers come in tides
They come in tides
And I know now
That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay
My fear
Of darkness
Holds my breath
And I know now
That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay
My fear
Of darkness
Holds my breath
There’s a haunting at the end of the hall
But only I know
And I can’t seem to rest at all
With memory recall, memory recall
And I been pacin’ back and forth
But everywhere I go it’s cold
It’s always cold
And I know now
That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay
My fear
Of darkness
Holds my breath
And I know now
That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay
My fear
Of darkness
Holds my breath
And I know now
That’s a far cry from forcing myself to stay
My fear
Of darkness
My fear
Of darkness
My fear
Of darkness
My fear
Of darkness
Holds my breath
There’s a haunting
At the end of the hall
But only I know
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16. |
The Santa You Know
01:57
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Hey kids, Santa Claus is coming to town
You know good ol’ Saint Nick won’t let you down
He’s creepin’ down the chimney with a big bag of toys
To poison the souls of all the good girls and boys
He’s got a long list of who’s naughty and nice
And if you think that you’re safe then you’d better think twice
Smudges from coal and his black leather boots
And the smoke from his pipe has stained his red suits
As he puts his finger a side of his nose
He smirks as he sees all the piles of snow
He rules the darkness as he flies through the night
His demon elves stay just out of sight
Back at his workshop under the mistletoe thorns
His minions sharpen up his reindeer horns
He strokes his pointy beard and his mustache curls
As the slay bells toll for all the children of the world
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When I was a little kid
I remember I was scared of the basement
And my mom would always tell me to go down there and do laundry or something
And when I went down there
It would always smell moldy and I always thought I seen this dark figure
In the back
And it only have one light
And sometimes it went out
So I’d have to do the laundry in the dark
And there were times when I would hear growling sounds
And whenever I felt a cold breeze
I knew it was there right beside me
One time I woke up
In my bed
I was in a cold sweat
And here was a moment where I saw its face
Its skin looked like it was melted
There was blood that streamed down its face
One ear seemed to be bitten off
Like it was in a fight
And the sides were all ragged
And tufts of fur were missing
And part of its tail was missing as well
It was huge
Like, I can only say it was bigger than a German shepherd
And it had sharp teeth
And I remember as it stared into my eyes
A drop of blood went onto my skin and absorbed itself into me
And I felt cold
And then it would be gone
There were times when I would have dreams about it
And in every dream, I would see it
Even if it was a happy dream
In the back of my head, I could sense it was there
Always telling me that, “I’m not ever leaving you
I’m always gonna be here”
And over the years I would see it
In the back
Of my eyes
I still see it today
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18. |
SuperNatural SuperFreak
01:46
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From a treeline outta town
I make my lovin’ sound
So lonely
I got my …
It’s time to put my move on
I do this all night long
Ooooo
I’m your supernatural superfreak, baby
You thought I was a myth, you thought I was a lie
They say that I’m a legend, tonight I’ll show you why
Don’t you dare look I swear
When your …
I got my lock and drop it groove on
It’s time to put my move on
I do this all night long
I’m your supernatural superfreak, baby
Bring your hair fetish, dark collar, … back holler
Supernatural superfreak
Supernatural superfreak
The night’s so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, babe
Supernatural superfreak
The night it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, babe
Oooo
Supernatural superfreak
The night it’s lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, babe
Oooo
Supernatural superfreak
The night it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, babe
Oooo
Supernatural superfreak
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19. |
Killing Boredom
03:12
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I’ll split you in two from your fun pack to your eyeballs
In case you haven’t noticed, yes I am a frickin’ psycho
Now shut you’re friggin’ mouth bitch, and give a brother a hand
Grab this loop right here and put it around your neck
Now don’t cry little darling this’ll only hurt a bit
Less you keep kickin’ and screamin’ like that we’ll make a day of this
I’m so happy that you’re here right now I’ve been dreaming of this for years
Finally comes the day when I get to bathe in your blood and tears
Maybe I’ll start with your face how ‘bout a couple more holes in your ears
Or how ‘bout a little liposuction well I don’t really have the machine
But I got these sharp knives…
Chorus:
Kickin’ and screamin’ won’t help you now it’s way too late for that
No one’s every gonna hear you and no one knows where you’re at
No use gettin’ all pissed about it, it’s only gonna make you cry
Enjoy these last few hours woo hoo! You’re gonna die
You’re everything I ever wanted everything I ever dreamed of
Cuz every part of you is a part I always wanted a piece of
I’m savoring every moment of this every last little bit
I can tell by the look in your eyes you’re kinda into this shit
Aren’t ya
Cutting off your fingers cutting off your toes
So I’ll have a little piece of you with me everywhere I go
Maybe I’ll shave your face off and frame it on the wall
Cuz that’s actually the part of you I love most of all
I love your smile
You have a great smile
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20. |
Head On A Stick
03:46
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Head On A Stick
I wanna take your teeth and steal the gold
Gonna make the new ring for the man that you stole
Gonna kill the witch and lift the spell
Stripper bitch you can burn in hell
I wanna see your head on a stick (4x)
I love people, people
And everyone deserves love
But people who are stupid and thick
They're the ones who deserve their head on a stick
I wanna see your head on a stick (4x)
Home wrecker, shape shifter, insecure manipulator
Tell me sister what you're seeing when you're looking in the mirror (4x)
I wanna see your head on a stick (4x)
*break*
Home wrecker, shape shifter, insecure manipulator
Tell me sister what you're seeing when you're looking in the mirror (4x)
I wanna see your head on a stick (4x)
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21. |
The Lion And The Mouse
03:51
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I don’t know you, love
But I can see the blood in you
Similar
Kill all the lights
Unwanted bright shadows
Follow you
I’m a lion not a mouse
Fish bones you know are the strongest ones
I’m a lion not a mouse
But you know how to get around me
I could try and bring you by
But you’re not the kind that would
Do a favor
So set back your clock
In the middle of the winter
I’m a lion not a mouse
Fish bones you know are the strongest ones
I’m a lion not a mouse
But you know how to get around me
On a train to you I come
And I just hope that you’re alone
And there’s no one there with you
‘Cause you know how to get around me
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22. |
Can I Warm You Up
03:17
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It’s gotten late
And it’s dark outside
And you’re not talkin’
On the drive
Anyway, anyway, there’s nothin’ to say
When I take you home
Gonna warm you up
Can I have my way
If I warm you up?
<some a y’all know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout>
The lights are low and my neighbors gone
So no one will see us when we comin’ home
Look away, look away, from the light of day
When I take you home
Gonna warm you up
Can I have my way
If I warm you up
It’s so hard to decide, when you wait on a ride
Which one will take you all the way
It’s so hard to decide, when you wait on your ride
Which one will take you all the way, home
When I take you home
Gonna warm you up
Can I have my way
If I warm you up
If it’s cool in the cooler, it’s cold in the ground
It’s warm at my place, we’ll never be found
And anyway, you don’t wanna be alone, anyway
When I take you home
Gonna warm you up
Can I have my way
If I warm you up
When I take you home
Can I warm you up
Can I have my way
If I warm you up
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23. |
Game On Or Game Over
03:10
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I kill to taste your skin
Your complexion draws me in
I wanna put you in me
Make me carnal crazy
I got this appetite
I can’t satiate
A ravenous hunter
Game on or game over
I frame you in my crosshairs
It won’t hurt, baby, don’t be scared
Salivating instead in pleasure
I devour your sweet flavor
I got this appetite
I can’t satiate
A ravenous hunter
Game on or game over
I die these little deaths
And with my final breath
I die these little deaths
And with my final breath
Game on and game over
Game on and game over
Shame on you I was screamin’
She ate me ‘til I stopped bleedin’
I‘ve got this appetite
I can’t satiate
A ravenous hunter
Game on or game over
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24. |
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This is the last transmission of Big Rig Bob. Anyone out there on CB, anyone out on CB main tonight? Over.
I need radio check, radio check 1015, over. Oh hey, White Holler Dan, you out there?
You out there, White Holler Dan? Huh? How ‘bout, uh, Tommy Towtruck? You? Over.
Hey, looking for someone to talk to, runnin’ around from Stephenson out there over Jeffersburg, over here on rural route fifteen, just past the three mile marker. Holy shit, guys, I just seen a big pair of red eyes on the side of the road. Yeah, hey anyone out there seen anything like that? Holy hell, it looked like, it looked like two of the bottom glasses of a stoplight, the red part, spaced about a foot apart. It musta been, I don’t know if it was a reflection or something else, maybe my mind’s playin’ tricks with me, man. I been doin’ uhh… I’ve still got a bunch of that stacker shit left that the government banned a few years ago and I do that on some of these late night runs. Sometimes I think it makes me see trails and stuff, like acid I used to do in the seventies back when I used to roadie for the Stones. Over.
Hey, man, c’mon, I know some of you guys, I ain’t the only guy workin’ this road tonight. CB rad – shortwave goes like a hundred – I mean, I’m the only trucker on the damn planet left? Hey, radio check! Over. ‘Cause I’m scared. Over.
Hey, this is the alien trucker. What is your problem, man?
What’s that again, whatcha call sign is? I can’t hear you. Over.
This is the alien trucker. See all my lights? There’s reasons for them, boy.
Hey up here, White Holler Dan, I know that’s you! Screwin’ me, you probably got your cousin Bob in there to do that stupid alien trucker voice. I ain’t scared of your horseshit no more, man. Hey, this ain’t funny dude. What – hey, hey, hey, c’mon man, how’dja get that shadow to do that thing over there with the light, man? C’mon, don’t – this ain’t – you know I got – you know I’m pissed about – you know my uncle Bob got abducted by aliens when I was in the eighth grade, man. It messed him all up. That’s real screwed, I’m talkin’ to HR as soon as I get back to the depot. Over. Alien trucker, my ass. Over.
Yeah, this is the alien trucker and we are checking out these, see what your ass, we’ll see about what your ass might be doing up there in the exosphere.
Dan? C’mon man, don’t, um, don’t, don’t mess around with me like this. Man, c’mon, I got kids and shit, man. What – don’t, hey, c’mon, seriously, do you want to meet up at the Waffle House over there by Market 24/7? I’ll, I’ll get you hashbrowns. I’ll even pay that you can get them smothered and covered. Over.
Dan? Dan? C’mon answer me, man! Over.
Radio check?
What the -?
What the hell is that, man?
Oh my god! Oh, it’s, that’s not a, that ain’t no, that ain’t no, that ain’t no out.
Ahhhhhhhh! Over.
Yeah, now you believe in the alien trucker? Boy?
Hey man, are you serious, man? Some kinda extra testeral? I mean, terrestrial. Over.
Yeah, that’s probably pretty much what it is, boy. And that, uh, puddle that you’re sittin’ in? Yeah, whatta you think that is?
Hey, you’re supposed to say “over” when you’re done talkin’, dipshit. Don’t aliens know that? Over.
Th-that puddles just the Mountain Dew I spilled earlier, when I swerved to miss a deer. Anyway, whatta you know? How can you see, how can you see in my truck anyway? Over.
Yeah, over as in you should look over the top of your truck because that ain’t no truck I’m drivin’, boy.
Holy shit, you’ve got some kind of spaceship with a dually on it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Hey, you ain’t gonna do nothin’ weird to me like stick some kind of pencil up my butt and check around, are you? Over.
It’ll be kinda like that episode of South Park. You know what I’m talkin’ about.
Still didn’t say over, stupid shit. I don’t watch South Park. I like Family Guy. So puhpuhpuhpuh. Over.
Hey, hey White Holler Dan. Hey, anyone out there I know? Now c’mon. C’mon, listen two-tones. Hey someone come out here and back me up. I got some kinda freaky space alien drivin’ above my truck and flat out know he’s got big ol’ red eyes and shit. And uh, he knew that I peed in my pants a little and now he knows for sure ‘cause I just put it out over the CB. I’m scared he’s gonna abduct me into his saucer like happened to my uncle when I was back in the sixth grade and I don’t wanna get plugged in the butt by some freaky trucker alien. Over.
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Tonight's The Night
02:48
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Tonight is the night I get to use this gun
Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay
I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun
But that sum-bitch won’t see another day
Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay
I really like the feel of this gun in my hand
With a full clip the weight is just right
I’ve spent the last twelve nights hangin’ out on this guy’s land
Now I know his habits and tonight’s the night
I’ve watched from every angle and I know just what he’ll do
He’ll brush his teeth and then walk down this hall
I’ll be outside his window, and he won’t have a clue
‘Til the glass breaks he won’t know I’m there at all
Tonight is the night I get to use this gun
Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay
I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun
But that sum-bitch won’t see another day
Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay
He didn’t have to kill her, he’d already had his way
He coulda zipped his pants and walked away
He stomped her head and sent her to her grave
And left her in the ditch where she lay
I didn’t recognize her, when they pulled back the sheet
But I know that body oh so well
The cops made a mistake that put him on the street
But I intend to send him straight to hell
Tonight is the night I get to use this gun
Tonight is the night the bastard’s gonna pay
I’ll be miles away next time I see the sun
But that sum-bitch won’t see another day
I’m gonna put him six feet down to stay
I’ll shoot the schmuck without a s’il vous plait
This forty-five will blow his brains away
Tonight is the night he’s gonna pay
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A 1952 motel taken over by musicians in 2007 for the purpose of creating and hosting collaborative songwriting events, The Holiday Music Motel is the world's only motel with its own internet radio station that plays 100% self-generated content 24/7.
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